Roatan has been subdued by different countries, races, cultures and, of course, Pirates.
This romantic and naïve view of pirates, doing Johnny Depp’s assaults type to the rich merchants, has nothing to do with the raw reality that those guys were the terrorists of that time.
According to certain statistics, pirates were awfully rude and violent, disgusting, ignorant, stinky, drunks, murderers, rapers, etc., etc.
Wow! This doesn’t sound like friendly people to me
Those beasts loved to explore the world and become automatically owners of any property where they put their feet on, call it country, town, island, cay, or any other place where they could drink, steal, rape, eat and defecate (and not exactly in the same order)
They were very well known for their unacceptable manners for talking (&%º¿Ç*), eating (like hyenas), drinking? (swallowing like pigs!) and making love (f…) like mandrills (but among 50 of them)
Pirates loved the black colour and they had huge collections of bones and skulls to scare their enemies. They buried the treasures they stole and in order to save the secret they also buried the guys who did the job, but kept the parrot alive because he will remember where to dig some years from there.
You see? There is always a bird in the middle.
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